The Wildest Story I've Ever Heard In Stream

Dear Patients, 

Let me tell y'all about the craziest story I heard on my stream today. 😳

One of my regulars asked a newcomer, who happened to be a paramedic, to spill on the wildest thing he'd seen at work. And baby, when I tell you I was NOT ready...

When Paramedics Give You Stories, Expect the Unexpected

He started with a couple of stories, and then dropped this bomb: Back when he was a mortician for the army, he had to prep a dead body. After he flipped this man over, the man’s booty starts...moving. Like, moving on its own! Freaked out, my guy runs to get help, but of course nobody believes him. One lady comes to check out the scene and for 2 minutes, him and her are staring at this dead man's ass   before it starts happening again. This lady steps up, throws on some gloves, spreads the dead man's cheeks, reaches in, and—wait for it—pulls out a live baby iguana. Yep, you read that right.

Turns out, the man died because he was choking himself with a belt while hanging from the closet rod while masturbating with a live baby iguana up his butt and died of strangulation because he couldn't undo the belt. 🫣

Yeah, wild. 😵‍💫 I’m still processing..that poor iguana!🦎

See you in the next stream!